My family tells me the oddest things about myself.

We have relatives visiting this weekend; my cousin TJ and his wife Michelle came in with their son Markus Wednesday night from Arizona, and my aunt Susie her boy-toy Grant and my cousin Kristi came in from Indiana last night. They're all staying at my grandmother's house. It's not a big house. There's only one bathroom for the lot of them.
( I told you WHAT? )
( I can has pretty teefs now! )