alyson_m: That's my face, in case you're wondering (Default)
If you are standing in the aisle of a crowded subway car...do not rock back and forth. No matter how much you're enjoying the conversation with your girlfriend. Just find a place to stand and stay there until the train reaches your stop.

If this situation arises, and you bump into me on the backswing, you will find yourself at the center of the subway car's attention. You think I'm not crazy? You think I don't want strangers to see that I'm crazy? Try it, mofo. Fuckin' do it.
alyson_m: That's my face, in case you're wondering (Default)
Actually it's not really Metro etiquette at all, but it's built along the same lines.

Basically, my Suggestion of the Day is:

DO NOT TEXT while walking around Union Station!

Find a bench and sit DOWN before you focus on that keypad. Twice, in maybe 20 seconds, I nearly ran into someone tonight because of this. Next time if I DO happen to run into you because you've got your eyes on the phone, I won't apologize. And if you knock me over while you weave all over the hallway, I will make a scene that will haunt your dreams.

March 2012

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