Profile

I'm a 28-year-old Returned Peace Corps Volunteer who balances the endeavors of learning my new job, attempting to sell my completed novels, beginning a new novel, and being weirded out at getting attention on a certain dating website. I hope to make my mark as a writer, but I also enjoy making things with my hands. I speak Albanian at a respectable level for someone who only started learning it at the age of 25, and that means precisely dick for an office-monkey in the DC Metro area. I technically know a lot of Spanish, too, but it keeps coming out as Albanian. I'm a left-handed redhead, which I recently heard means that I'm especially good at math. I'm also a bisexual English major, which in some circles means I don't exist, but I don't let that bother me. I'm known elsewhere online as Red Monster, a handle which I invented at age 16 and have since forgotten why. I like to read X-Factor from Marvel Comics and I ship OBHWF in Harry Potter.