For your amusement...

I will, for now, use this account partly to post snippets from my books. Because I, as a completely untested writer, think it's a good idea to show off the product before I have even the slightest hope of selling it. But anyway, here is a quote from my second book, which I will enter in a contest if I can get it all edited, coded and printed before the end of this month.

"Hey, I'm a goddamn NICU nurse who ice-skates and enjoys musical theater. I can't be secure in my masculinity all the time."

--Murray Tessler, in User Assembly is Required.